Mel Gibson's 'Come Dine With Me' Audition!

Oh Mel, you try so hard to clean up your reputation but with every baby step forward, you then jump a train and race backwards for a week.

This little conversation (?) was recorded in December. The person he is (mainly) aiming his screams at at are screen writer, Joe Eszterhas, unfortunately his wife and 15 year old son were also present, as was screen writer Randell Wallace (Braveheart) along with his wife.

I believe they were the ones to get the cheerful invite to have dinner. Does anyone else think Mel has A: Problems, and B: Is probably done in Hollywood?

ZombOObies!

I'm speechless, I can't put into words just how much I love how fucked up j-horror is. Here id the official blurb, like you need someone to tell you to watch this!

“While conducting experiments to create “the perfect boobs” a group of doctors are transformed into Evil Mutant Creatures with an unstoppable hunger for BOOBS! See our hot action women fight to keep their perfect breasts out of the evil doctors’ mutant hands!!!”